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Legion of Gigolos

"The Legion comes first. Our clients come twice."

Formed in the early 1930s after the stock market crash, the Legion was established to secure its toehold on the few remaining elite women. Its power structure is a top-down pyramid, just like business, but underground, like the Mafia. However, unlike the Mafia, it`s "soldiers" are autonomous, paying a monthly "maintenance fee."  New members, also known as "Squires," must be sponsored by an existing member, and serve an apprenticeship under him. 

 

The Chairman

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The Boss

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Board Members
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The Mechanic

The Lawyer

Supervisors
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Postman

Judge

Pilot

Squires
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Southern Charmer

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Chef

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Seattle Hipster

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Malibu Beach Boy

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Personal Trainer

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New York Minute Man

When John's bumbling doesn't improve, Don realizes that "trial by fire" may be his last resort to jolt his son out of his self-defeating impulses and protect him from a maniac. He decides to petition the Legion for membership. John will undergo a rigorous initiation process to see how he holds up under pressure. Tests of valor, gentlemanliness, and discourse will be judged.  If accepted, he will have the backing and respect of the Brotherhood. 

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